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Puffy Taco Catapult Ain’t No Roman Candle

I’m going through some sort of clumsy phase and there seems every reason to warn folks to avoid my proximity.  However, if you’re looking for me, you can doubtlessly track me down by the trail of blood.  A couple of days back, while cutting up some mangos for a fruit salad, I realized I’d nipped off a hunk of myself from the side of my thumb.  And yesterday, as I was emptying out my laundry basket to sort my clean clothes, I sliced open another region of the same thumb with a razor-sharp protuberance of wicker.  My momma never warned me ’bout this!  So, I guess it’s a good thing that yesterday I wasn’t setting off Jumbo Magnum Poppers, Tijuana Tremors, Howling Hornets, or even the lowly sparkler … or else this sad, lacerated thumb would be little more than a charred stump.

I kept a fairly low profile during the 4th, though I did head over to the Blue Star Art Complex to take in a few shows at some of the galleries.

There was a person wandering around the parking lot in a giant inflatable red suit.  Very festive.  The piece was by Jimmy Kuehnle, I believe.  Perhaps that was him inside.  You could hear the chugging compressor in there with him to keep the thing pumped up.  It must have been pretty hot and sticky surrounded by all that plastic.

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Estevan Arredondo, one of the Creative Capital alumna, had a solo show at the REM Gallery.  Playful, abstracts shapes — rather organic.  Sort of two dimensional amoebas.

Cruz Ortiz had some sort of puffy taco show at the Three Walls Gallery.  The Puffy Taco Plate Company, was the name of the show.  There were simple iconic signs.  And a catapult stood in the middle of the space.  Did if I arrived too late for some puffy tacos?  I do know that I missed objects being flung against a wall by the catapult. Could those objects have been Puffy Tacos?

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The big show at the main gallery was one of the reasons I went last night.  It’s been hyped for months.  David Rubin, the contemporary arts curator over at the San Antonio Museum of Art put this show together.  There were some strong local work.  However, I was absolutely dumbfounded by the transparent vapidness of a few of the pieces.  The truth is, Rubin has only been in San Antonio since 2006 — give him a few more years and he’ll surely encounter a wider range of local artists.

I was pleased to see Luis Valderas’ excellent video piece he projected in front of the Alamo for the Luminaria Arts Night earlier in the year.  There was also huge, stunning photo by Ansen Seale, using a camera he created that uses some sort of pixel-tracking technology that allows moving images to appear still, while still images appear in motion.  That’s a bad paraphrase of how he described it.  His photos are fascinating, beautiful creations.

I was grooving to George and Catherine Cisneros’ installation that was one part vertigo and three parts nostalgia (I need to go back and enjoy it more without the noisy crowds — the important audio component was sadly drowned out last night) … anyway, I was pulled from a slight hypnotic trance by the applause from the next room over.  It was for some dancers from the Modacolab Dance Company.  I rounded the corner just as Amber Ortega-Perez was hurrying by.  I asked if there were any more dance performances.  She said there was one more, a piece she choreographer.  I followed the crowd to the far side of the gallery and watched the final dance piece of the night.  Very well done.

All in all, a great show.  It’s up through August 17th.  Make sure you visit the last gallery room to see a separate solo show of Alex Rubio’s fiercely colorful paintings — his stuff helps to wash away some of the more precious trifles of the larger group show.

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Earlier in the afternoon I met with Patty Delgado, a writer for the San Antonio Current.  Actually, she’s an intern, working during her summer break from NYU.  She’s managed to muscle her way into writing — no making coffee and reloading electric staplers for her.  What is it about the San Antonio Current lately?  It’s being taken over by very young, super-cute, brainy women.  (This is, indeed, a good thing, as I’d rather Ashley Lindstrom tell me how she made a Betty Crocker berries-and-cream pie than to be subjected to another of Ron Bechtol’s gassy and elevated excursions wherein he places himself center stage amongst the shitaki and calamari set.)

If you’ve picked up the current Current (the “summer guide” edition), you’ve already seen Patty.  She’s the model on the cover, holding a vente copy of Mao and a big wedge of watermelon.  We talked about the Josiah Youth Media Festival.  I gave her some contact info for a few of the local teen filmmakers whose works will be screened this coming Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.  And god knows what nonsense of mine was picked up by her recording device.  I guess I’ll have to wait until Wednesday to see if I come off like an ass.

Mark Your Calendars

There’s a gallery reception you’ll not want to miss. Friday, July 18. 6-8 p.m. Head over to Centro Cultural Aztlan on Fredericksburg Road. I’ve a piece in a group show with a shitload of great artists.

My piece is a video installation on roadside shrines, often referred at as descansos.

Come check it out. It will be the one surrounded by work from much more accomplished folks, such as Terry Ybanez, Joe Lopez, Luis Valders, Ramon Vasquez y Sanchez, Alejandra Gomez, David Zamora Casas, and on and on.

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Seeking Donations

I’m currently seeking donations for the Josiah Youth Media Festival. I decided we needed a banner to promote the event. It will be hanging in the King William district at S. Alamo and Sheridan next week. Because there was no more money left in the budget, I explained I’d have no problems raising the $500. Well, um, we’ll see.

So, if you see me in the next few weeks, don’t be surprised if I pull out a little receipt book and beg a five dollar donation from you.

You can also donate via PayPal. There’s a button on my website.

www.eyewashpictures.com

And feel free to give more than $5. Email me, and I’ll send you a receipt suitable for the IRS. It’s tax deductible!

Josiah Youth Media Festival 2008

Pointing the Camera in the Wrong Direction

Thursday I headed out for a long leisurely twenty mile bike ride to Mission Espada and back. At the halfway point on my return, I realized I had broken a spoke. Damn. The third time in two weeks. No doubt because I’m too fat. But the truth is, I’ve lost 20 pounds in the last month and a half. I headed home slowly, trying to ignore the minor wobble. When I dropped it off at the bike shop, the owner muttered that it might be a factory flaw — he’d try and get a new wheel under the warranty. So, instead of waiting a day or two for a repair, now I have to wait for an indeterminate period for a replacement.

Could have at least given me a loaner.

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I’ve been hunting for roadside shrines, those memorials which mark a fatal accident. I’ve a little video project planned for the Contemporary Art Month group show at the Centro Cultural Aztlan. Opening, I believe, July 18. It’ll be about a minute and a half piece on a loop. Nine shrines will be arranged on a grid. I shot six over the weekend. I know where two others are. And George Cisneros gave me directions for about four he knows of on the westside. I’ll try and get them soon.

The ones I took care of Saturday are all on my various southside bike routes. One is just past Mission Espada on Villamain, where the road curves and crosses the railroad tracks. This is the location of the fabled Ghost Tracks.

A quick overview. At some date in the past (never specified) a school bus broke down on the tracks and a train slammed into it, killing all the kids. So, nowadays, people park their cars on the tracks, kill the engine, put it in neutral, and they wait. Eventually the car mysteriously begins to roll off the tracks. Seemingly uphill! And if you dust the back of the car with talcum powder ahead of time, you can see the handprints of the spirit children who pushed the car safely off the tracks. Forget that no one can find newspaper records of a tragic school bus accident, or that the hill is an optical illusion that actually slants downwards, or that all that the talcum powder does is to reveal the latent handprints from every time you shut your trunk. Check, check, and triple check. All forgotten. Let’s buy some baby powder and head down to the Ghost Tracks!

It’s the weekend, and summer, so all the tourists and ghosts hunters and giddy teens were creating a logjam at the curve where the road crosses the tracks. I must have seemed quite the fool, what with my video camera facing the wrong direction. And as I rolled off two minutes of a tinsel Christmas wreath attached to a tree with a rosary and crucifix dangling in the center (the site of a true tragedy), I turned around and watched a young couple cover the trunk and back bumper of their Nissan with an entire plastic bottle of Johnson Baby Powder. They then drove across the tracks, made a u-turn and came back around, coming to a halt on the tracks. They shut off the engine and waited.

As I loaded my camera back into my truck, I noticed that they hadn’t moved. In fact, they were having to wave cars around them. Nothing was going to queer their experiment in spiritualism. I took a picture of them, there, waiting on the tracks, and I headed off in search of more roadside memorials.

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My last stop of the day was near my house. There’s a little spur of Roosevelt Avenue that crosses the Union Pacific tracks near Brackenridge High School. It’s a quiet neighborhood tucked between the busier streets of S. Presa and S.St. Marys. Quiet, except when the train thunders by.

There are crosses and wreaths attached to a fence. The shrine is well-tended.

As I was adjusting my tripod, a woman about thirty got out of a pickup and walked over to see what I was up to.

I explained I was working on an art project. That seemed to satisfy her. She explained that the crosses and wreaths were for her sister.

“See that big white house,” he said, pointing to the south. “My mom lives in the house behind it. She gets upset if anyone messes with this.” And older man — her father, I assumed — got out of the truck but the woman just waved he off. “Come back next week. We’ll have all new wreathes.” She nodded and headed back to the truck.

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I finally made it to Second Saturday. It’s something of a response to First Friday over at the South Flores neighborhood where several galleries are clustered around Joe Lopez’s Gallista Gallery and the building at 1906 S. Flores across the street.

I’d previously visited Flight Gallery and Salon Mijangos at 1906, but for some reason had never stopped off at Gallista.

Joe said the coffee shop (Cafe Gallo) was not currently in operation. It’s sad to see these little coffee houses disappear — like Jupiter Java apparently gone for good).

I’ve seen Xavier Garza’s work before. He has a whole room of his Lucha Libre paintings. Also this wall of iconic TV pop images framed onto little wooden TV sets, complete with rabbit ears and channel dials.

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Check out his page on the Gallista Gallery site.

http://www.gallista.com/garza/

I also enjoyed the work of LA David. I’ve heard his name mentioned for some time, but had never seen his work or met the man. His studio / gallery is in a building behind the main building of Gallista. Last Saturday the place was lit by red Christmas tree lights. His colorful comic book style paintings were all weirdly color-shifted by the red light, which only made the work more psychedelic. I had to take his picture. As much as I love his art work, it helps to put it all in context of the man’s look. This is classic Chicano bohemian artist.

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Central casting couldn’t do any better. And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.

Sorry I Missed the Mice

Last week I walked over to Blue Star to take in a few shows during First Friday. Two of the artists I attended the Creative Capital retreat were showing work in galleries over in building c … or is that building b?

Rhonda Kuhlman was showing several colorful fiber pieces at Three Walls. Strips of fabric (from, I believe t-shirts) were woven together and stretched on a frame. It’s in keeping with Rhonda’s interest in using recycled items in her art and craft works. I’m looking forward to Rhonda’s show next month (July 18th) at her home / studio, RC Gallery. The web site promises “recycled work” and “funky folk art.” I was very impressed by the variety and general fresh quirkiness of her work she showed during her Creative Capital presentation. Here she is Friday, making love to the camera.


Next door in the Cactus Bra Space (run by Creative Capital alumnus Leigh Anne Lester) Julia Barbosa Landois was in a plexiglas reliquary coffin. The performance piece / installation was titled Veiled in Flesh. All very Catholic, with votive candles burning and a woman wandering around who would occasionally spritz into the air from an aerosol can of good luck incense. Apparently there were two or three mice in the plastic box along with Julia (which, along with the incredible heat inside the air conditioning-free building, added an unintentional David Blaine element to the whole tableaux). I quite liked Julia’s piece. It was made more striking by the long line of people waiting to get in to take a look, muttering in puzzlement to one another: “What do you suppose we’re in line for?” “Dunno, but it must be pretty good.”


There was also another nice show upstairs in Felipe’s space, Arte Reyes. Stella Marroquin, Alejandra Gomez, and Carolina Flores. I this photo of a woman photographing a man photographing her, we can see 4 way cool paintings by Gomez.

Packing Up This Blog and Moving Across the Street

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It’s been over two weeks since I last added to this blog. I know this because when I clicked over to my Flicker account to post new photos, it wanted me to put in my password. And as the default setting is to remember the info for “up to two weeks,” well, I found myself wondering, what the hell have I been up to for two weeks or more?

Mainly I’ve been working on shooting video with Russ of the Northwest Vista recreation of Anna Sokolow’s dance piece, Frida. Last weekend was the end of it all. Well, for us. Jayne and some of her students headed off to Mexico City for a week to work with dance students down there.

Last week I shot for footage of the students doing the piece for the dance department at Texas State University in San Marcos. The administration has done wonders in their fight to protect the students by placing these signs in the restroom. I’ve never seen the instructions on how to wash one’s hands given such earnest poetry.

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Here we see Chucho, the pinata perched on the railing. I loaned it for the local performances. Carlos picked Chucho up from a Mexican border town for me a few years back — I needed a pinata prop for a film I never shot. Of course, he wasn’t Chucho back them. Nope. One of the dancers named him.

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My last time with the group of kids was for the performance at the Guadalupe last Saturday.

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And the weekend before that, was the final shoot date for Sam Lerma’s series of promos for the SAL Film Festival — a trilogy, plus one.

Saturday we shot in the Nightmare on Grayson Street haunted house. Gordon, who runs the place, helped out with a huge artificial scar, which luckily didn’t melt. The place is a huge warehouse with no air-conditioning. “Get those lights in closer to the actors!”

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Two more locations on Sunday, and it was a wrap. Some of the more surreal moments during the shoot involved the movie-within-the-movie. The actors were supposed to be making a low budget action film, Organ Trail, (like so many other ill-advised local productions). Sam actually had the actors using real equipment to shoot the film they were “pretending” to make. And the wonderful thing was that even when OUR camera wasn’t running (and by that I mean, Russ’ camera), they shot their scenes still in character. Araceli was yelling in Spanish and groaning under the weight of her pretend pregnancy, Stephen was sneaking nips from his flask, and JJ was elbowing his way in to adjust the lighting.

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I had to shoot this picture of the two film crews. Looks like they’re ready to rumble. Hard to spot the real one, eh?

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I’ve been fighting technology. I’d like to set up my web-page with a WordPress template. But I can’t figure out the FTP bullshit. Part of the problem is that all of the useful free software wants me to have a more current operating system … which isn’t free.

Yesterday I began the slow progress of migrating away from the Mac.com account I’ve had for as long as I’ve had this computer. Six or seven years??? It’s a hundred bucks a year and really gives me nothing I can’t wrangle free from other corners of the www. Anyway, so as I was moving info from the mac email to my gmail account, I realized that I’d been getting email to my gmail. And not just spam. Probably connected to my blog on LiveJournal. And that’s how I discovered a few photos of me on Jennifer’s Flicker page — a slideshow for her birthday way back in March. She put in photos of friends who couldn’t make the festivities. Even folks she’s never met before. Like me. How sweet. I guess I should check all my email accounts. Problem is, I’ve lost track of some of them.

It’s all about consolidating all my disparate web pages into one or two sites.

I have my central website. It has links to different sorts of stuff I’ve created, spread over: MySpace, LiveJournal, WordPress, Blogger, my Mac.com homepage, Flicker, Photobucket, YouTube, Blip.tv…. And who knows what I’ve forgotten?

So, I’m slowly moving all my blog entries from LiveJournal to WordPress. WordPress is where I used to exclusively keep my fiction. And it’s been the most stable and innovative of the blogging platforms I’ve used. Time to cram everything on to it. And then shut most all the other stuff down.

So, readers, get used to setting your RSS readers or bookmarks to:

http://erikbosse.wordpress.com/

Rats Climbing the Walls

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These blog postings are getting a bit infrequent of late. To those fearful that I’m passed out somewhere in a pool of my own sick, fret not. I’ve been busy, is all.

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This afternoon I drove out to Edgewood Academy, the flagship high school for the Edgewood Independent School District (one of the 17 ISDs in the city). I was there to pitch the Josiah Media Festival. Kathy Braune introduced me to about 18 of her students who are working on animation projects. Two of the seniors had submitted a piece last year. They are both heading to the University of Dallas next year to continue their animation studies. One of the pieces the students screened for me was a fake trailer of a parody of the Saw horror movies which involved some equipment from the Edgewood robotics department to resemble some sort of anal probe. Ah, youth!

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I’ve been hauling my ass out to the bike trail every day in attempts to get back into some semblance of shape. But, man, these last couple of weeks have been like a sauna. The heat I can handle, but it’s just been too humid for me. Here, let me click over to my favorite weather site. It’s ten o’clock tonight. Temperature 85 degrees. Humidity, 70%. Heat index, 90 degrees. I think I need to invest in a second fan. If this one punks out, I’m a goner.

I ride out to Mission Espada — the last in the line of historic missions — and head on back. Often I walk the mile or more from Mission Espada to Mission San Juan, because it’s nice to slow down every so often, and take in what you might be missing. Sure, I have to wave off the Samaritan inclination of fellow cyclists who think I need help fixing a flat. I even had a train stop and the engineer stuck his head from the side window and shouted down if I wanted a bottle of water. I suspect he had a cooler up there with him and was prepared to toss an Aquafina my way. I waved him off with a smile and continued down the quiet tree shaded lane. Lord knows how long it took that train and all those cars to get back up to cruising speed.

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And then there’s all the critters roaming around.

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Over the weekend I spent three days at the Creative Capital Professional Development Retreat. It was myself and 22 other local artists. David Alcantar, Estevan Arrendondo, Julia Barbosa Landois, Sabra Booth, Richard Diaz, Ilze Dilane, Donna Dobberfuhl, Rex Hausmann, James Hetherington, Stefani Job Spears, Deborah Keller-Rihn, Timothy Kramer, Rhonda Kuhlman, Marlyn Lanfear, Leigh Anne Lester, Jose Luis Lopez, Michele Monseau, Roberto Prestigiacomo, Doug Roper, Ansen Seale, Michael Twomey and Luis Valdaras.

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It was an intense barrage of workshops, presentations, break-out sessions, and even the occasional role playing.

The best part were the artist presentations that each of us had to make. Just five minutes. I was blown away by the high caliber and diversity of the work. Perhaps they confused me with one of the other Erik or Eric Bosses.

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Last week I was out scouting Nightmare on Grayson Street (the premier San Antonio haunted house). Sam Lerma’s using it as a location for some more of his SAL Film Fest promo videos. Me, Sam, and Dar were ushered in by Gordon, the guy who runs the place, and we wandered the labyrinth of rooms and corridors and backstage work shops.

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I inadvertently caused Dar to let loose a piercing scream when I drew her attention to a fat rat that was mounted on a wall in such a way that whenever you opened the adjacent door, it scurried up and down the wall. Dar rounded the corner to see what I was talking about just as I was slowly moving the door open and closed, activating the fishing line that passed over a little pulley.

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But all she saw was a moth eaten rat gliding up the wall a couple feet from her. I think the echoes of her screams are still bouncing about the walls of the warehouse.

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I’ve been checking out some gritty industrial settings for a shoot coming up in about three weeks. The decommissioned Hay Street bridge is very appealing.

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As is this loading island on a dead Southern Pacific siding over in my neighborhood, between Say Si and La Tuna.

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I need to get the rest of the folks involved in the project to take a look at these places.

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The footage me and Russ are shooting for Jayne King out at Northwest Vista College just keeps plodding along. We’re about a week and a half into a three week project. She’s working with the Sokolow Theatre Dance Ensemble to reconstruct choreographer Anna Sokolow’s last work, Frida.

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Last week we said goodbye to Sokolow Ensemble members Lauren Naslund and Samantha Geracht who spent week one working with Jayne’s students.

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And then, this Monday, Jim May, the artistic director of the Sokolow Theatre Dance Ensemble arrived to give further shape to the dance piece.

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He worked with the dancers in the morning. And then me, Russ, Jayne, Jim, and two of Jayne’s dancers loaded into a Northwest Vista van and drove to the airport. The Mexican students had just arrived. This project has an international component. Five dancers (three women and two men) flew up from the Central National for the Arts (CNA) dance department in Mexico City.

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We set up a little impromptu interview session in the airport. And it seemed we had plenty of time as the kids’ luggage flew in on a later plane.

Coaxing Skeletons Out Into the Light

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I had a very pleasant weekend. It is finally spring here in San Antonio. Well, for people throughout most of this country it would appear to be high summer. Saturday it got up to at least 100 degrees. I’m trying to get back into shape so I upgraded my basic bike ride from the ten mile jaunt to the more serious twenty mile excursion from my front door to Mission Espada and back. It kicked my ass.

Earlier in the day I met with Ashley Lindstrom of the Current. We had coffee at Ruta Maya … where I was waited on by the very talented Rebecca Potts, one of the gifted filmmakers over at the North East School for the Arts. I believe she’s just finishing off her senior year.

When Ashley arrived I had no trouble recognizing her from her photo on the Current website. Being a wise-ass blog writer sometimes pays off. She has a very easygoing natural charm about her and I could see how this would pay off for a journalist in an interview situation. She could coax the skeletons out of the most hardened sociopath’s closet. Now that I think about it, just what might I have unknowingly blubbered out to that sweet, trusting face?

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I enjoyed not only reading her piece on the Marfa film festival, but also talking to her about it.

Read the piece here:

http://www.sacurrent.com/util/printready.asp?id=68683

On another Marfa film fest note, my friend Emily, a photographer from Dallas, posted a huge slide show of her trip to the festival, as well as an excursion down through Presidio, Redford, Terlingua, and back up to Marfa.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/crookedpinky/sets/72157604945015399/

My favorite part of the world.

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Today me and Russ met with Gordon Delgado. He’s trying to get a feature film made this summer. I first became of aware of the project through Carlos, who’s playing a small part in the film.

There are some notable actors attached to the piece. And what I’ve read of the script is quite appealing. But it just seems that he’s a good three months away from shooting. Nope. He’s slated to begin first week of June.

He’s a likable guy. A middle aged artist with a clear vision of what he wants the piece to be. He did a solid job some years back on a short shot on super 16 called Jesus in a String Bikini. Maybe this will happen. And, who knows, maybe it will happen exactly as he envisions it. And maybe even me and Russ will be on board the project. However, at the moment, it’s all up in the air. We mostly were meeting for lunch at Taco Haven to affably size one another up.

We’ll see … we’ll see.

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Tonight me and Russ rolled our first cassette of video on this Sokolow documentary we’re doing with Jayne King out at Northwest Vista. Two members of the Sokolow Theatre Dance Ensemble arrived today from New York. They’ll be working with Jayne’s students on a dance piece created by choreographer Anna Sokolow titled Frida, based on Frida Kahlo, who Sokolow knew.

The women from New York are staying at a Bed and Breakfast in one of the little mansions three blocks from me, and conveniently just beyond the back fence from Jayne’s house.

We got about thirty minutes of the three of them talking about their plan to teach the Northwest Vista kids the Frida piece.

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Tomorrow morning we’re off to campus for an early shoot with the students for their first day of this project.

And somehow I think there are a couple of important things I need to do tomorrow, but I just can’t remember. Oh, well, it’ll all come back to me. You know, the moment it blows up in my face.

Chihuahuas in the Igloo

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(It’s Thursday already, and I’m just now posting this blog from the weekend. I tell you, this job I have at the moment sure is sucking time away from my frivolous pursuits.)

I continue to find myself in that vague world of “the check it in the mail.” The absurdity of it all is that this should be coming from some financially irresponsible deadbeat such as myself. Funny, but it’s coming from other people. Checks promised to me.

Such as just last Saturday when I was hired to video the Family Day at the Blue Star Arts Complex. Well, I can’t grouse too much. They quickly paid most of the artists and presenters on the spot. And I do believe I was a last minute after-thought. So, I guess I can wait a few days.

The best thing was the convenience of it all. I packed my equipment into my trusty thrift store laptop shoulder bag and walked two blocks to the San Antonio River, hopped across the cement blocks of the low water crossing, climbed up the levy of the right bank, and there I was. One o’clock until four. I got a bit of a sunburn. I don’t know how many people they were expecting, but it seemed a great success. At the most crowded, I would guess there were about three hundred people.

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There were booths scattered across the parking-lot with various activities. Silk-screening with the Stone Metal Press. There was a woman letting kids make “fossils” out of shells and starfish and et cetera pressed into sand and then covered in plaster. Beaded jewelry. Clay sculpture. Papel picado. An environmental booth where, among other diversions, you could put on a pair of rubber gloves and dig in a fish tank of mud for a worm and some other critter, and then place it under a microscope.

One of the guys at this booth was walking around with a mug of mate. I only knew what it was because of the iconic metal straw. I’ve been curious about this drink for awhile, but I have never gotten around to tracking it down. When I asked him about it, he explained that the dried mate could be found fairly easily in San Antonio. He said that his mother in Paraguay sent him the stainless steel straw (they have a bulbous sieve at the far end to filter the mate, which is coarsely cut like tea). He offered me a taste. Very refreshing in a minty and grassy sort of way.

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Over by the river, Deborah was setting up chalk and colored sand for kids to make a mandala on a circular part of the bike trail that passes through Blue Star.

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Saturday night I headed over to Russ’ place. He was firing up the barbecue. Pete and Lisa were there. He’d tried unsuccessfully to track down Andy and Dar (but I’m thinking they might have made a get-away to the coast). It was the perfect night to sit in the backyard eating too much food. If only those hyperactive chihuahuas next door had been locked up in a soundproof box (now that I think about it, that Igloo cooler that Cooper was sitting on would have been just the right size).

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Sunday I decided to put in an appearance at the Overtime Theater. SALSA (San Antonio Lonely Screenwriters’ Association) were gathering for their monthly public reading. First Sunday. For some reason, they were also slated to screen Operation Hitman, the film I did for IFMASA. Mary Harder had been given the script for IFMASA to use, and she initially wanted to direct it herself, but for some reason she offered it to me. The writer is the talented Richard Dane Scott. Who, no surprise, is a SALSA member. So I had a chance to talk a bit with Richard. I hadn’t seen him since the 2007 Austin Film Festival. Also, Gabi Walker and her mom Alicia were there. Gabi was the costar of Hitman. I told her I’m trying my best to write a script for her before she becomes too famous for me to afford. Here we have a photo op moment with Alicia and Gabi.

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And here we have a poor photo of the reading. I believe that’s the back of Nikki Young’s head, producer of Operation Hitman.

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Gabi had to leave before the film screened (it being a school night). It was for the best, actually, because technical problems popped up, and the DVD refused to play.

No great loss for me. I’ve already seen it. But because of the vagaries of this dreadful technological blunder called the DVD (especially the hardware and software used to create homemade DVDs), every venue which wants to offer these sorts of screenings need to work out all the tech bugs in their system and, please, do at least a preview dry run of all material to be screened (not all DVDs and DVD players are created the same).

I can’t slight the Overtime. They are not a film venue. The reading went off very smoothly. It was a feature script titled The Devil’s Right Hand, by Terri Spaugh. A western. The actors did a superb job. They’d familiarized themselves with the roles well enough, so it was more of a performance than a simple table read. There were about a dozen actors on stage, most who I’d never seen before. All very talented. John Poole, who runs the Overtime, acted as the narrator. This meant he read the action lines. And I have to say, the level of writing was very impressive. Damn good action lines (and I’m not being facetious — this is really where you hold the reader’s attention, and if you’ve written a spec script you had better hold the reader’s attention). But the dialogue was another story. Many of us have this problem with dialogue in screenplays. Too damn chatty. Films work much better with information conveyed by actors expressions and various visual cues (unless you’re Whit Stillman or Wes Anderson). This stuff isn’t for the stage. Ultimately it’s not a huge problem, really, as a canny director will strip out about 50 percent of the dialogue and make the piece stronger (unless this particular director wrote the script, and thus has no objectivity).

I hope these SALSA readings continue. It’s a one-stop shopping opportunity to sample local playwright / screenwriters as well as actors.

Zombie Karaoke: My Terminal Kryptonite, Times Two

I’ve not been keeping up with this blog very well. Here’s something I wrote over a week ago, I just hadn’t posted it.

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Yesterday [Sunday, Apri 27th] was something of an ordeal.

After four hours of sleep, I got up and hauled my uncaffeinated carcass over to URBAN-15. It was for a film shoot … that I wasn’t working on. The fact is, I somehow found myself as the liaison between URBAN-15 and Film Classics (AKA Bryan Ortiz and Michael Druck). I have the key and the alarm code. And I was to be on site while Bryan re-shot some of his flashback scenes from his feature, Doctor S Battles the Sex-Crazed Reefer Zombies.

I arrived ten minutes early, and actors and crew were already milling about, waiting for me to let them in. I tried to help as much as possible, but once they began to set up equipment and dress the set, I decided to make myself scarce. They had 24 scenes to shoot — all very short. But very ambitious seeing as both me and Bryan needed to be up on the far north side to shoot a wedding at 2 p.m.

They were shooting in the basement space and using the sanctuary space (above) for the green room. This is in the old church part of the complex. I had retreated to the dormitory building where the offices are. I switched on René’s computer and answered a few emails. And then Druck called me on my cell from the other building about an electricity question. I headed over and helped them deal with that issue. And then, realizing I still hadn’t had coffee, I headed upstairs to the craft services table and grabbed a coffee and a couple of breakfast tacos.

I managed a nap for about an hour and a half on a very uncomfortable floor. But, well for me at least, when it stops working, when a nap ends, there’s no forcing it to continue. I stumbled over to the other building and tiptoed down the back stairs to peek in on the shoot. Bryan had done a great job dressing two regions of the basement to look like a generic laboratory from a ’50s era monster movie. Producer Michael Druck was doubling as an extra — he was laying on a table with a sheet covering him. Perhaps a failed experiment of some sort of reefer zombie serum. And over on the other side of the room, we had a trio of scientists conferring at a chalkboard. They were all in white oxford shirts, ties, lab coats, short slicked-back hair, and horn-rimmed glasses. (When these actors — one being director Bryan — were lugging equipment back to their cars after the shoot, they’d removed just their lab coats, and I was thinking that the neighbors must have thought some sort of Mormon rally was going on in the building.)

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The day started out cool and overcast. Around noon it was clear and warm. But by the time me and Bryan headed off to the wedding, it was wildly windy and damn cold, maybe in the 50s.

We were a bit late breaking set, but the traffic was mild, and we weren’t too far behind for our next gig. The call time for the wedding was an hour before the service began, so, at 2:20, we didn’t disrupt much by being late, all we did was to shame ourselves.

The service was a lot of fun. It was a “Harley Wedding,” and the couple road up on motorcycles. We were set up in a park pavilion (it was still cold and insanely windy). In leu of a preacher, the service was officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

I was using a borrowed camera. A Canon XL-1. This used to be the camera I lusted after (that, or the more lust-worthy XL-2). But after the wedding, I’m really not much of a fan. One problem is that the XL is an aggressively right-handed camcorder. Left-handers can better manage the more blocky prosumer camcorders with the eyepiece on the axis of the lens. Also, the lack of a fold-out monitor paddle makes it a bad choice for a camera where you’re doing a lot of shooting on the fly (this camera sucks for weddings and documentaries — fine for, say, well-planned narrative work). And, dammit, the focus kept drifting on me when it was on the auto-focus setting (a setting I only use when shooting weddings and documentary type work).

After the weeding, I found it charming that the bride and groom were helping to remove the decorations from the park pavilion.

Next we all traveled to the reception which was at a bar a couple blocks away. I believe the place was called the Hills and Dale Ice House (rustic enough, but hardly what I’d call an ice house — the place had an impressive array of dozens of great beer on taps along the wall behind the bar). I was hoping we’d be inside. Because, you know, it was damn cold! But, nope, we were on the deck outside. And actually, it did warm up a bit.

I placed the XL-1 on a tripod aimed at the, um, Karaoke area. Yep. Karaoke. I’ve live to this ripe old age without ever being subject to this specific form of torture.

As we were waiting for the wedding guests to suck back enough beer to get them singing, I unpacked my little GL-2. Clamped to my monopod and with a little on-board lamp, it was a good camera to move around quickly during a wedding reception. And there are times when weddings can be fun. I’m too fat and clumsy to dance without looking like an astonishing fool, but I get a kick out of hitting a densely-packed wedding dance floor, video camera in hand, and dancing around with the crowd. But Sunday there was very little dancing. I got some. But mostly it was people at the Karaoke microphone. I got some of that. And it was okay … well, I hope. Some gifted singers (well, one), some decent folks, and a couple of guys so wonderfully awful that we were all happy when they returned for a second and even a third performance.

I do understand the appeal of Karaoke, but the sad thing is that it is so alcohol dependent.

Apparently I’m getting paid one of these days for this wedding gig (thank you so much PDP!), but it was hardly work. Remove that pesky XL-1 from the equation, it was a damn cool party. I only hope Bryan got home in one piece — he’d not slept the previous night because he was preparing for the Doctor Shoot.

I don’t want to know who’d be writing the obit of San Antonio’s most promising young filmmaker. Catch up on your sleep Bryan. And stop shooting weddings. And stop shooting damn zombie films. A kitschy and campy zombie film is still a fucking zombie film. Last I looked, this was the 21st century — “the post zombie century” (if you can believe www.ihatezombiemovies.net … and I tend to acknowledge their expertise on this matter). Zombies, ninjas, goddamned contract killers. These are the kinds of films we make here in San Antonio? What ever happened to “write what you know”?